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October 25, 2013 – Monologue Jokes
1. After their starting quarterback went down over the weekend, the St. Louis Rams reportedly reached out to 44-year-old retired quarterback Brett Favre to gauge his interest in a comeback. Favre...
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February 10, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to a new report, the peak times that women on the New York City subway system report being sexually harassed is between 8 and 10 am and 4 and 6 pm. But, in my defense, I thought she was...
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July 25, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Yesterday, Kim Kardashian revealed that her daughter North West had taken her first steps. But, if she’s anything like her mother, I’m sure she still feels more comfortable on her knees. 2. Rapper...
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September 29, 2014 – Monologue Jokes
1. Chelsea Clinton gave birth to a healthy baby girl early Friday morning in New York. “No Bill, you’re using it wrong,” said the guy who passed out the cigars. 2. Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew...
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June 9, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. On Sunday night, police in riot gear were called in after a melee erupted as attendees to a hip-hop concert in New Jersey’s MetLife Stadium tried to forcefully enter without tickets. Security...
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September 2, 2015 – Monologue Jokes
1. CNN is amending the criteria for its upcoming Republican presidential debate, possibly opening the door for Carly Florin to join the top-tier candidates on stage. “That’s great news,” said Donald...
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March 17, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. During an interview Wednesday morning, Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump said if he’s not the party’s nominee he thinks there will be riots in the streets. Because a lot of times...
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March 18, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. After winning their opening games of the NCAA Tournament, Duke and Yale will play each other on Saturday in Rhode Island. The match-up will be so white and privileged that it is already the front...
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June 10, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to reports, in the upcoming general election, Donald Trump plans on painting Hillary Clinton as a money-grubbing, unethical candidate. As opposed to Donald Trump who is a money-grubbing,...
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December 2, 2016 – Monologue Jokes
1. This week, Sarah Palin said God helped Donald Trump win the presidency. Which I find hard to believe, because, if I know Donald, I doubt that’s what he was praying for: 2. It is being reported that...
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April 4, 2017 – Monologue Jokes
1. According to reports, Casey Anthony and O.J. Simpson may star in a reality TV show together. It will be the most literal season of ‘Surviror’ ever. 2. Yesterday, White House Press Secretary Sean...
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March 23, 2018 – Monologue Jokes
1. In a recent interview, O.J. Simpson ripped Colin Kaepernick’s “bad choice of attacking the flag.” And by that I assume Simpson means Kaepernick should have attacked the flag and a waiter. 2. Over...
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